let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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