dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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