the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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