If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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