He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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