is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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