so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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