"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
