Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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