I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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