hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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