Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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