Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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