Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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