Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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