i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I will be naked everywhere
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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