this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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