did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
