now i know why i became what i already was.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
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