i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
