I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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