i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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