You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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