I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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