She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
