what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
You can't just leave with hair like that
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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