some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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