she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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