Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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