I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
last night I used snow as a chaser
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
