Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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