Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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