Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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