I got chris browned last night
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize
