ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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