1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
sex in a hospital.. check
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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