I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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