Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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