Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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