She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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