tell your sister to shave her snatch
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Randomize
