"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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