It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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