dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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