I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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