we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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