IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
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