Got a toothbrush?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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