I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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