no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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