lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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